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By tps12 (Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 02:35:09 PM EST) NSFW, penis, candle, 8===D (all tags)

How come nobody told me about this.

I don`t think I could find a candle holder big enough.

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Urgh! by ambrosen (4.00 / 7) #1 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 02:43:09 PM EST

You're so feminist you want to burn your nob?

: he just wants to measure himself by webwench (4.00 / 5) #22 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 05:59:46 PM EST

without the indignity of having to use a tape measure.

^{Getting more attention than you since 1998.}
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This is disgusting by snidely (4.00 / 2) #2 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 02:43:24 PM EST

It is sexist and objectifies men. Please remove it.

True home-erotic penile objects in comment by cam (2.00 / 0) #12 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 03:21:25 PM EST

Now that is what I call objectification and I loooooooooooooove it.

cam
Freedom, liberty, equity and an Australian Republic
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: look, dude. by rmg (2.00 / 0) #25 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 07:17:03 PM EST

i've got nothing against your choice of lifestyle, but that doesn't mean i want to hear about it such detail.
i'm sure all of us have a few things that they "loooooooooooooove," but that doesn't mean we're going to post pictures and innuendos about all of them. ugh.

[t]rolling retards conversation, period.
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They Make Me Feel Inadequate. by CheeseburgerBrown (4.00 / 6) #3 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 02:43:41 PM EST

My own member seldom emits flame.

I am from a small, unknown country in the north called Ca-na-da. We are a simple, grease-loving people who enjoy le weekend de ski.

This just means by ucblockhead (2.00 / 0) #7 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 02:46:26 PM EST

You don't associate with loose women.
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Mine burns when I pee by Rogerborg (4.00 / 1) #24 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 07:07:14 PM EST

Does that count?

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.
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Not Unless It Casts Light. by CheeseburgerBrown (4.00 / 1) #27 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 07:24:29 PM EST

In which case I'd be pretty impressed, and would probably actually find myself in the position of begging you to e-mail me pictures of your weiner.

I am from a small, unknown country in the north called Ca-na-da. We are a simple, grease-loving people who enjoy le weekend de ski.
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er.... by ucblockhead (4.00 / 1) #28 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 07:33:50 PM EST

You, of all people, should know about photoshop...
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Are You Coming On To Me? by CheeseburgerBrown (4.00 / 3) #29 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 07:36:23 PM EST

Because I'm not sending you pictures of my weiner with a light-sabre glow until you at least send me flowers, or possibly take me out for a nice dinner.

I am from a small, unknown country in the north called Ca-na-da. We are a simple, grease-loving people who enjoy le weekend de ski.
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: mental note: by LilFlightTest (2.00 / 0) #34 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 10:53:01 PM EST

bring CBB gifts
Send me to Austria!
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Now I'm intrigued. by ambrosen (2.00 / 0) #30 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 07:43:18 PM EST

Surely it's not to hard to eat the right chemicals to make your wee glow in the dark.

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: HuSi Chemical Poisoning Challenge? by CheeseburgerBrown (2.00 / 0) #31 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 07:57:02 PM EST

Um. How do we pick the volunteers? Most zeroes?

I am from a small, unknown country in the north called Ca-na-da. We are a simple, grease-loving people who enjoy le weekend de ski.
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You sick barbarian by georgeha (2.00 / 0) #4 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 02:44:47 PM EST

what do you have against foreskins!

it's a replica kit by tps12 (4.00 / 1) #8 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 02:47:40 PM EST

If your foreskin shows up for the casting call, it'll be at the premiere.

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They Melt. [nt] by CheeseburgerBrown (4.00 / 2) #10 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 03:12:00 PM EST

I am from a small, unknown country in the north called Ca-na-da. We are a simple, grease-loving people who enjoy le weekend de ski.
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: in the mouth, not in the hands by georgeha (4.00 / 8) #11 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 03:20:00 PM EST

I need to go home soon.

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Meh by hulver (4.00 / 6) #5 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 02:46:03 PM EST

I already own some tea-lights thanks.
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: what about by martingale (2.00 / 0) #36 Sat Apr 22, 2006 at 02:41:41 AM EST

some tea bags?
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ObDoYouSmokeAfterSex by DesiredUsername (4.00 / 3) #6 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 02:46:05 PM EST

ObI'veNeverChecked

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Ob: Don't have enough wax by Herring (4.00 / 5) #9 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 02:55:45 PM EST

Not Ob: I might have enough left over after waxing my Ron Jeremy belly.

I'm English, and as such I crave disappointment. - Bill Bailey

Um, I Know You're Focused On Other Things by Christopher Robin was Murdered (2.00 / 0) #13 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 03:48:14 PM EST

But are you spending any time at the Brazen Head's cask festival this weekend?

didn't know it was going on by tps12 (2.00 / 0) #14 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 03:54:14 PM EST

I'll try to check it out.

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: If You Show Up Sunday . . . by Christopher Robin was Murdered (2.00 / 0) #16 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 04:18:12 PM EST

I'll be the drunkard in the Haunted Tank shirt.

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Would burning such a candle by calla (4.00 / 4) #15 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 04:03:58 PM EST

be the best use for it?

well by ast16 (4.00 / 14) #17 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 04:43:39 PM EST

you could always just put it in one's vagina, IF YOU GET MY DRIFT.

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subtlety by calla (4.00 / 4) #18 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 04:48:45 PM EST

is not one of your strong points - is it?

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: THAT'S RIGHT by ast16 (3.75 / 4) #20 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 05:24:44 PM EST

TALKIN' BOUT JACKIN' IT, YA'LL.

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Watch out for centipedes. /nt by mrgoat (4.00 / 1) #33 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 10:39:52 PM EST

Years pass, things change, you end up living in Kansas. But the bag of dicks never leaves your side... - blixco
--top hat--
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I suspect by ucblockhead (4.00 / 2) #19 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 05:02:44 PM EST

It involves dumping the wax that comes with the kit and using chocolate instead.
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: you're brilliant by LilFlightTest (2.00 / 0) #38 Sat Apr 22, 2006 at 06:49:51 AM EST

mmmm....chocolate penis.....
Send me to Austria!
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There's quite an *exciting* variety by webwench (4.00 / 3) #21 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 05:58:19 PM EST

of penis candles, it turns out:

Sigh.

^{Getting more attention than you since 1998.}

Any personal recommendations? by calla (4.00 / 2) #23 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 06:12:50 PM EST

I'm new to the penis candle game. Where should I start?

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I'd start small by webwench (4.00 / 2) #26 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 07:18:46 PM EST

until you get used to having objects like these in your... humble abode.

^{Getting more attention than you since 1998.}
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: Thank the ISG! by calla (2.00 / 0) #32 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 08:30:08 PM EST

I'm glad you didn't mention "Baldrick" again.

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wait by martingale (2.00 / 0) #37 Sat Apr 22, 2006 at 02:46:04 AM EST

No Clinton candles? You know, they're like normal candles only curved a bit...
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you're right by webwench (2.00 / 0) #40 Sun Apr 23, 2006 at 04:31:45 PM EST

I need to find Clinton candles, but they don't seem to make cigar-shaped candles.

^{Getting more attention than you since 1998.}
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: you could always by martingale (2.00 / 0) #41 Sun Apr 23, 2006 at 08:16:33 PM EST

buy some real cigars and pour wax over them...
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$E(X_t|F_s) = X_s,\quad t > s$
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It burns when I pee . . . by duxup (4.00 / 1) #35 Fri Apr 21, 2006 at 11:35:56 PM EST

(someone had to say it)
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casting a candle from your penis? by Mrs FlightTest (2.00 / 0) #39 Sat Apr 22, 2006 at 05:16:31 PM EST

wouldn't that like HURT!!!

Hot Wax. Yikes!!!

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