Okay, you know those "door snakes" that you put along the bottom of your door to block drafts? One of those, but with balls and decorated to look like a penis. I call it a door dong.
Don't know when or if I'll get around to trying to make one, so this idea is hereby licensed under teh CREATIVE COMMENS for everyone to use. MUST CITE TPS12.
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